THE GREATEST YARN EVER TOLD ABOUT HAIR
A Black Pulp Fiction Joint About The Metaphysical Protection in Protective Hairstyles
I braid YARN in mi hair for MAXIMUM PROTECTION.
On one hand - YARN BRAIDS are meant to PROTECT yuh hair from much MANIPULATION.
A time to chill out from blow dries, flat irons and all da rest dat we do to make our CROWNS look blessed.
YARN BRAIDS are a time to REST yo hair and PROTECT it.
Specially from BAD MIND ENERGY.
Yuh know - people dem who got hate in da heart n let it poison dem MIND.
Our HAIR is ANTENNA feeling ALL DA THANGS it comes in contact with.
Dats why Solange told yall DONT TOUCH MY HAIR.
She was tryna show you a ting.
But I grew up with ERRBODY tryna touch mi rassclot hair.
Asking if my CURLS are FAKE.
STILL asking when I made my coils STRAIGHT.
It nuh matta ANYWAY cuz they were ALWAYS gonna TOUCH.
And den have da NERVE to COMPLAIN when my hair was still wet with GEL.
Well…..Mi nuh ask you to touch it in da first place CABRON!!
And I could feel alllllllllll dat ENERGY when they would grasp my tendrils.
Good and bad.
So when I uncovered da TROOF bout HAIR ENERGY and all dat ALCHEMY?
I UNDA n OVASTOOD da game on WHEN and WHY to wrap your hair.
It wasnt just a RELIGIOUS practice of MODESTY.
Nawwww - it’s ALL bout PROTECTING YOUR ENERGY.
Now lemme break it down to build da wisdom.
An ANCIENT ART of MANIFESTATION is in da BRAIDS.
In da HAIR.
Iss da closest extension to yuh POWERFUL THOUGHTS.
When you braid your hair you inadvertently establish a CONTRACT.
Dis a UNIVERSAL LAW.
Even da Germans learned n practiced it wit da VRIL SOCIETY.
Butt dem nuh teach dis in school cuz dem nuh want you to RULE.
Liiiiiissssseeennnnnn.
HEAHS WHAT YOU NEED TO DO:
Say alllllll dem AFFIRMATIONS while you braiding your hair:
MONEY IS ATTRACTED TO ME.
EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT IN MY FAVOR.
HERE IS MY INTENTION ( SPEAK YO GOALS OUT) AND IT WILL COME TO ME ONLY WITH EASE BEFORE THE NEXT AUTUMN BREEZE.
Yuh FEEL me?
MAGNIFY YO SHIT METAPHYSICALLY.
Watch what happens.
SEX MAGIK with a RITEOUS MAN is a very close equivalent.
Butt like da bible says: A righteous man who can find?
Specially in deez times.
SO…da safest and most potent way to manifest has always been braiding my hair before a MAJOR shift I wanna make.
Lil tip fo mi SISTAS:
Neva use any hair you dont know its ORIGINS.
Find out you braiding sum1 ELSE KARMA in yo life and times.
And den you surprised why life got you unexpectedly CRYING.
Dat be why I stay safe wit braiding in YARN.
Ion take chances wit my CROWN SECURITY.
Let yo STYLE be on MAXIMUM PROTECTION.
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Wonderful. "I UNDA n OVASTOOD da game..." Yes, to protecting hair energy.
¡Brava!