This is delightfully unhinged and so much fun. The narrator’s voice is sharp, funny, and full of personality, and the mutant fruit premise gets stranger in the best possible way. The cat names, fake fruit names, and final football field reveal are all hilarious and horrifying.
This is delightfully unhinged and so much fun. The narrator’s voice is sharp, funny, and full of personality, and the mutant fruit premise gets stranger in the best possible way. The cat names, fake fruit names, and final football field reveal are all hilarious and horrifying.
I love a ridiculous conspiracy. hehe. Thank you so much for including me in this epicosity. I hope my submission was worthy of the battle.
This was goddamn delightful but holy shit.
Deep cut commentary on what at first looks like surrealistic narrative would be devastating on this piece. I'll die on that hill.
I might actually need to flesh this story out 🤣
THIS IS SO GOOD!
Many thanks!
Don't downplay your own either, I just read it. They're both outstanding in incredibly different ways.
I want a PLUMANGO. Sounds wonderful. Do not want whatever fruit these Kitties went crazy for. I don't want end up on a football field.
Truly enjoyed this! Great work.
Who wouldn't want a plum and mango?
They are delicious separately so have to be great together.
Thanks Nick! The prompt was awesome!
you both smashed it...and the prompt is kinda my real world right now...invading tree...naughty cats...
"The heft had her leaning over my fence like big breasts on a desk"
fantastic 😆🫠
I cackled when it came out. Thank you
BO CANKLES.
Cackles. I had so many names rattling off in my head but that one tickled me extra hard.
I'm real mad I missed this in real time. Great use of the prompt, lovely details, and excellent punchline.
I thought for sure you’d e there. Ah well, you’re here now. 🤗 I appreciate you.
I’ll be there the next time you battle, for sure
Maybe next time I need to battle you 😝
Oh, what a horrifying surprise ending. Love it!
Hehe thank you!
Fantastic. I also loved all your alliterations.
Eeeeee I’m so happy someone appreciated them! Thanks for reading! 🥰
Jeez this is out there! Why am I laughing so hard at dead kitties. Nice.
It was the cackle before the crackle in the storm. 🤣
Fuck this gutted me at the turn. (We just lost a cat two weeks ago.)